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Alaina E. Milare  

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Conspiracy!

Journal Entry: Tue May 6, 2008, 5:58 PM
I have come to the conclusion that a vast group of individuals, mainly poultry, have been hatching a fiendish plot to end my life. The culprits: Wild turkeys! Yes! I kid you not! At least six times in the last 3 weeks when driving to or from work I have been forced to slam on the breaks for a gaggle of wild turkeys. They're coming out of side streets, running stop signs, hell they've even enlisted the squirrels in their plan to kill me! You may think I'm crazy, or paranoid. You may think this is just another conspiracy theory but I assure you... They're out to get me. Beware my friends... You could be next. You have been warned.

I hope you sleep well tonight.

  • Mood: Fear
  • Listening to: The Les Miserables soundtrack.
  • Reading: whatever it is I'm writing
  • Watching: Not watching... typing
  • Playing: mind games (while typing)
  • Eating: Not eating... typing
  • Drinking: Life. In a cup. (coffee, actually)

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 26, and I get older almost all the time...
  • Current Residence: New Hampshire
  • Interests: Not Art. I hate art. I despise anything to do with art (if you believe that... you are dumb)
  • Favourite movie: Oh crap! Um... Spaceballs, Dark Crystal, Last Unicorn, an American Tale... The list goes on
  • Favourite band or musician: PHIL COLLINS!
  • Favourite genre of music: PHIL COLLINS!
  • Favourite artist: PHIL COL- oh... favorite artist?...um... oh, what the hell!... PHIL COLLINS!
  • Favourite poet or writer: Edgar Allen Poe. I have "The Raven" memorized, if you can believe it.
  • Favourite photographer: That guy... With the camera... That takes pictures
  • Favourite style or digital art: I can apppreciate all styles of art
  • Operating System: XP (am I the only dork seeing a rude smiley?)
  • MP3 player of choice: I prefer to burn CD's (shhhh)
  • Shell of choice: Turtle. (please don't think I was serious)
  • Wallpaper of choice: I prefer paint. No adhesive involved. (again... joking)
  • Skin of choice: The epidermal layer. The Dermal layer is nice too, but it lacks a certain... exterior value.
  • Favourite game: mind games.
  • Favourite gaming platform: I'm always falling off those platforms. I prefer to sit while gaming.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Marvin Marsian!
  • Personal Quote: "Let us all donate earmuffs to our local nudist colony!"
  • Tools of the Trade: PHIL COLLINS!

Devious Comments

*China-Hartz:iconChina-Hartz: Apr 29, 2008, 12:42:49 PM
No problem. :) And thanks again for the fav.

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"The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something."
*EagleBlaze:iconEagleBlaze: Apr 28, 2008, 1:36:21 PM
Thank you for adding me to your friends list :-).

Keep up the very good work on your own art!

EagleBlaze

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Torch of spirit sought through five,
Drinking strength from immortal fire,
A darkest prison sheds the light,
Churning beneath a swirl of salt,
Burning within a throne of rock,
Floating among the eye of ages,
Unmoored in the stream of the sky.
~GoldFox-the-fox:iconGoldFox-the-fox: Mar 27, 2008, 12:12:14 PM
that's good! next tuesday I'll be in school x.x

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Quickly, to the minefield! (based off of Batman.... nah, not really)
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Young teens like you don't really apreciates the real power and beauty of a muscle car
*China-Hartz:iconChina-Hartz: Mar 26, 2008, 12:48:18 PM
M'good. One day left of work then I'm on vacation (finally) and come next Tues, we're off to Disneyworld for our honeymoon! I Can't wait.

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"The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something."
~Mad-But-Happy:iconMad-But-Happy: Mar 25, 2008, 1:11:29 PM
*super mega hug!* My pleasure ;)

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~Anna~

[link] Starfox Unlimited: A great Starfox/Anthro/Furry online community! Check us out!

[link] The Shadow Dwellers: My online fantasy comic! Take a look!
~GoldFox-the-fox:iconGoldFox-the-fox: Mar 25, 2008, 1:04:50 PM
Hey Alaina! Long time no see! How ya been? *hugs*

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Quickly, to the minefield! (based off of Batman.... nah, not really)
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Young teens like you don't really apreciates the real power and beauty of a muscle car
*China-Hartz:iconChina-Hartz: Mar 25, 2008, 1:01:14 PM
I loved it! Thanks so much. :D *super-mega-hugs*

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"The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something."
~Mad-But-Happy:iconMad-But-Happy: Mar 24, 2008, 6:06:52 PM
Thanks for the fav! I'm glad you liked it ;)

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~Anna~

[link] Starfox Unlimited: A great Starfox/Anthro/Furry online community! Check us out!

[link] The Shadow Dwellers: My online fantasy comic! Take a look!
*China-Hartz:iconChina-Hartz: Mar 22, 2008, 8:42:12 AM
Thank you :)

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"The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something."
~kattmonroe2001:iconkattmonroe2001: Mar 20, 2008, 10:07:27 PM
LOL Do as you wish, honey! :P

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''God is an imaginary friend for grown ups.''
*China-Hartz:iconChina-Hartz: Mar 20, 2008, 9:48:56 PM
It was a treat. :D And I'll remember that whenever I get the urge to color without the hard part of doing any actual drawing ;). I can't say I didn't like that. So I'll just help myself to your gallery then when I have too much time on my hands *grins.*

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"The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something."
~kattmonroe2001:iconkattmonroe2001: Mar 19, 2008, 10:23:10 PM
Hey, Alaina!

If you ever want to color, just for pleasure, some of my line work, don't be shy! *rolls her eyes* (soooo subtil...) XD :P

I'm really in love with your color renders.

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''God is an imaginary friend for grown ups.''
~kattmonroe2001:iconkattmonroe2001: Feb 19, 2008, 5:21:37 PM
Oki doki.

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''God is an imaginary friend for grown ups.''
*China-Hartz:iconChina-Hartz: Feb 19, 2008, 4:34:47 AM
I'll note you.

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"The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something."
~kattmonroe2001:iconkattmonroe2001: Feb 18, 2008, 6:41:56 PM
How would it work?

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''God is an imaginary friend for grown ups.''
*China-Hartz:iconChina-Hartz: Feb 18, 2008, 4:29:16 PM
I'd totally be up for that!

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"The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something."
~kattmonroe2001:iconkattmonroe2001: Feb 17, 2008, 8:15:22 PM
We should do a collab, sometimes. It would be great! :P

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''God is an imaginary friend for grown ups.''
*China-Hartz:iconChina-Hartz: Jan 23, 2008, 1:49:11 PM
Thank you very much :)

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"The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something."
~taiama:icontaiama: Jan 22, 2008, 6:41:57 PM
I remember we used to talk a lot via email, those days were great :) Your drawings are as beautiful as always! And I see you got married and all! :aww: Congratulations!!

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:heart: :hexentanz: :heart:
*China-Hartz:iconChina-Hartz: Jan 22, 2008, 1:49:28 PM
Yes I remember you. Not as well as I should, I'm afraid, as I have a terrible memory and I haven't been to that site in forever. But I do remember you. It's nice to see another familiar face... er... screename... avatar? Well, good to hear from you anyway. ;)

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"The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something."
~taiama:icontaiama: Jan 21, 2008, 6:00:59 PM
Hi! Im Lowa (from sfx64.com), I dont know if you'll remember me... Good to find you here!

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:heart: :hexentanz: :heart:
*China-Hartz:iconChina-Hartz: Jan 9, 2008, 12:25:47 PM
You're welcome. Thank you as well. :)

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"The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something."